Really Funny Jokes : One-Liners

- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
– He was lost in thought because it was unfamiliar territory.

[Tombstone quotes]
[Birthday sayings]

- Nothing is really foolproof for a sufficiently talented fool.

- The latest poll finds that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.

- “Nobody goes where the crowds are anymore. It’s too crowded.” – Yogi Berra

- “Why is it when we talk to God we’re praying, but when God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic?” – Lily Tomlin

- “I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve it by not dying.” – Woody Allen

- He started out with nothing, and he still has most of it.

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